ikr? If I had a nickel…

Excellent disposal.

Sure, today is worse than yesterday. But at least it’s better than tomorrow!

Reject humanity, return to prokaryote.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Tough but fair.

Jokes aside, I would murder a coworker with my bare hands on the third instance of this.

A story as old as time.

I love their recipe for no bake cookies, though! Just 12-15 minutes at 375°, and you’re good to go.

I had that Skeletor with the chest damage spinny bit! Forgot all about that until seeing this. Thanks for the memory unlock.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Born and raised in Minnesota. Plan to die here. I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Then I’m not interested.

I was kinda hoping that in the current era, political scandals would get a new suffix. Watergate happened 50 years ago, so popular first-hand memory of it is waning.

There was a moment when I thought we could transition to [scandal]-a-lago, but it never happened.

You more of a tart apple or sweet apple person?

Cheese apples sound bomb.

I’d probably still be at the emerald grove if they hadn’t limited the number of Scratch’s pets per interaction.

PET THE GODDAMN DOG.

SEALEDforYOUR P R O T E C T I O N

Was that a dig at Totinos party pizzas? If so, we can’t be friends anymore.

And there’s no other way to eat those than folded over like a taco!