GiantFloppyCock

I’ll do it again

Ow my testicles!

I like your style

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

Nope - Finland is #1 coffee consumer. By a lot.

Better cover it up with Axe.

Look at Mr. Fancypants here, not having to guess what brand of fucked up™ you’ll be at the office each day.

nobody:

But honestly since we all have a chance at being super rich (just have to work hard, put in the hours), implementing any kind of inconveniences for becoming or staying rich is really just a tool of the lazy poor.

I prefer it rare. Wait, no

Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!

The fuck is this? Write it out in full - Fuck Nazis.

Checking in.

Exactly, you would need to place your mouth over the entire toilet seat to use that as a bong.

That’s fantastic.

If it helps, I see at least one downvote on pretty much any post with more than 10 upvotes, regardless of the content. So don’t take it personally. And I hope your day gets better. Some days are just shitty, and that’s ok. Just do what needs to be done on those days, try to be nice to people, and look forward to the better days that will definitely come.

The logic checks out. Great detective work.

:)

Sounds tasty.

Why the lemon? Better refreshing aftertaste?