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It’s important to keep your goblin friend happy. If they find something gross and no one else wants to look at it, then go take a look, marvel at how gross it is.
The author, Chris Ferrie, has a whole series of science for babies. We have ones about the planets and another just about Pluto that my kid was real into for a while
Exoskeleton operated by boners. Also describes Evangelion
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
6·14 days agoLike herbal remedy or just herbs besides mint? Rosemary toothpaste?
0·15 days agoThe ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
What’s with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he’s talking about people fawning over shitty games?
Put a Butterfree costume in the Metapod ahead of time
Put it on a micro sd card and you might even be able to swallow it whole
Knowing it’s an implant instead of just a mystery ridge is oddly reassuring
But is it a good bean cooker? Can I cook dry beans while gaming?
I’d never considered pineapple as an omelette ingredient before…
F or C radians? Is a temperature of π/2 outside pretty hot or deadly?
29·30 days agoIt’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie
Women are so cute and adorable too but I don’t think I have any more pictures of the house and the kids are going to be a little late but I don’t think so but I don’t think so
2·1 month agoThe one with Tommy Lee Jones?
It’s a play on the classic riddle:
You’re walking on the beach with your good friend Jesus, huffing paint and dissociating. At one point you forget what you were doing and look over at Jesus, then back behind you at the sand. Behind you there’s only one set of footprints. You ask Jesus why he left you and he looks directly at the you who is reading this, not the you who is in the story, and asks “Why do you think there’s only one set of footprints?”
Answer
You were both hopping on one foot