Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

Wait a minute, a calzone is a pizzussy, not a sandwich surely? Scientists worldwide would be baffled by this revelation

That’s not a sub, that’s an underground metropolitan transportation system. A sub is a little train that goes in tunnels under the city.

We really hadn’t a president visit our closest partner in 24 years? WTF is wrong with us

Ah OK, good point. I tend to forget that ‘good enough’ is not what other people might want in their measurements precision

?? It’s correct, what’s the issue here?

We hide it under the carpet and future generations will deal with it. This strategy has worked superbly for climate change.

Nuclear energy is not clean. Less CO2 intensive, maybe, but definitely not clean. It might be good in the short term but the long term looks grim regarding nuclear waste, among other issues.

I wonder if it’s much different of industrial ‘chicken wings’

I have the same issue with my folders /Rasputin, /Rasputin2, /CrazyRussianHypnotistGuru, /RasRasRasputin and /SexiestLesbian

That was … Awsome

!!! Thanks !!!

the internet

What the fuck is this shit? Always something new with you people

Yeah yeah. Replace “the one Ring” with “a potayto” and see again how Sam is selfless and nice.

Haha my poor Taosif, you know nothing. You have a PhD in physics from the MIT, and all that for what? Not even able to think outside the box. My man Sreekanth is thinking outside the box containing the box. Not bad. But he failed to add the missing term in his equation.

E + BTC = mc² + AI

Bold move.

Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

I see. You can start Monday.

The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.

But I see your point. I’m afraid you were born 2500 years too late.

Yes I often think about Athens, well Athenian men mostly. How they had these battles of wit. Long and hard battles of wit. Almost naked battles of wit. Man against man. Yes I think of that time sometimes.

(I’m heterosexual BTW)

It’s good documentation praxis, very useful for future archaeologists. I sign all my documents “D to the ro to the lex twenty twenty four”

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?