Plutus, Haskell, Nix, Purescript, Swift/Kotlin. laser-focused on FP: formality, purity, and totality; repulsed by pragmatic, unsafe, “move fast and break things” approaches


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    • Toyota RAV 4 ($18,000)
    • 2013 Apple Macbook Pro (still looks and works like new $3,700)
    • Rancilio Silvia ($450)
    • 2001 Chevy Prizm (at >200k miles, I actually had to scrap it even though it still ran perfectly due to sensor issues $1800)
    • iPhones (absolutely flawless hardware which keeps getting better with each iteration (~$1,000)
    • Canon 5D MKIII ($3,000)
    • Kemper Profiler (still getting free software updates 12 years into its lifespan $1,800)
    • Fluke 87V (the best meter on earth $400)
    • Synology NAS (though I hear they have been enshittified $2,000)
    • Airizer Argo (still going $300)
    • Nvidia Shield Pro ($300)
    • Aeropress ($30)
    • Orphan Espresso LIDO 2 (will outlast me $195)
    • Warmoth guitars ($5,000 for five guitars)