“Do cheap tickets encourage public transport use?”

What kind of question is that? Obviously they do??

STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL

DEATH FROM ABOVE, MADE THEIR ENEMY KNEEL

SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS

DEATH FROM ABOVE, IT’S AN ARMY OF KINGS!

“Boy, I sure wish some megacorporation would dump a massive codebase on me to maintain without any financial assistance!”

• No one, ever

Pretty sure the lyric is “ride the pony”, my dude.

Blubuntu

There’s that old chestnut: “you know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine.”

Ikr? Seems like a good thing to me. I want dumb devices controlled by a smart system.

Furthermore, it’s “Zeno’s Paradox”, (as in, attributed to Zeno) not “The Zeno Paradox”

Imma let you in on a little secret:

All media is political. It’s just not always obvious.