Get a browser spoofing add-on! I have google fiber, and I’ve found that my internet is faster if it thinks I’m using chrome 🤷‍♂️

I don’t understand the torture thing, but I think the comment is joking that “bringing in the goat” would mean bringing in LeBron, because he is the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time)

Edit: found an explanation: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-the-salt-water-goat-torture-two-sentence-horror-story-mean-the-viral-reddit-post-explained

My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”

Yeah! The second one is my favorite (this is the thumbnail XD)

Put some little blades on the mace! They won’t stay sharp for long, but the first few Nazis you hit with it will have a really bad day

True! And birds are really cool

I actually did the exact same thing when I read The Red Pony in middle school

If they weren’t stupid, they would still be alive

(I still think they’re really cool, I’m just mad they aren’t around anymore and misdirecting that frustration toward them)

Lactose intolerant individual decides they can’t take it anymore

Bover deez nuts

Guitar riff

Based on the background, it looks like there may be some wading involved, so that’s probably why you’d be taking them off

Unless you brought some waders, of course

That’s a pretty cool one! 👍

That makes a lot of sense! I’ve wondered why sometimes white just feels like a non-race

Ooh, this is a pretty good one

From the research I’ve done, I think the most responsible diet would be a mostly plant-based one, but with the addition of chicken eggs from a responsible source, along with a basic mineral supplement for calcium/iron

That being said, a lot of people (myself included) eat far more animal products, particularly meat, than needed

There are a number of factors at play there, including government subsidies for feed crops and meat production artificially driving up its availability

Humans are omnivores, and have been for the lifespan of our species

There are a number of important nutrients that humans get from animal products that are difficult to get from plant-based sources, including vitamin B12, which is not present in land-based plant species (I’m not sure whether red algae counts as a plant, so I’m playing it safe with land-based)