I can’t wait to overhear people sharing conspiracies about it, like they did with Tim Hortons and nicotine-lined coffee cups.
“The government is printing circuits in the warning messages so they can spy on you while you talk during your smoke break!”
“I heard it’s full of chemicals to make you compliant!”
“I bet the only reason you really get cancer from these is because of the ink!”
Gotta practice that passive language to avoid laying blame anywhere. Wouldn’t want to step in it themselves, right?