Yeah, I really don’t like that taste of vomit in my mouth he just made me experience…

I do, but with my fingers. And “mindfully”.

A bit like breaking your arm and dislocating your shoulders so you can finally lick your elbow.

That was my first thought exaclty.
“Why though?”

Jesus… But thanks for having your sources ready!

Where does that figure come from? That’s wild, if true

The whole country of japan invented this? That must have been a huge group project

A heavy, stinky message.

I hate how much time and energy is wasted on this bullshit…
You’d think the smartest people around would come up with a be better system than this. I mean they did, but some of the highest decision-makers have big incentives to keep things as they are. So mark that one more on the “capitalism ruins everything it touches” scoreboard.
¯\(ツ)/¯

I propose continuing with modernerism. Post-modernerism, super-post-modernerism, way-past-due-modernerism and so on.

Art is a lie, nothing is real?

I have no Idea what this genre of humor is, but I kinda dig it. Cosmic absurdity mixed with internet “haha so random” humor?

lol, love the unspecific-ness of "in or around Wilson Creek. Even if you wanted to get it there, they make it harder for you.

To all of you reading this who are interested but don’t have home assistant (yet): I just set a timer for as long as the laundry takes. If I can’t go get it when the timer goes off I will place a “memento” somewhere (for example placing something on the ground in my way where it doesn’t belong) so I remember. The “set lighting to hell until I do it” solution sounds neat too, though. =)

Well, then my point still stands.
Jk, don’t hurt me please!

It’s all there, just RTFM!

If they don’t understand this, can we even call it intelligent life?

I was just about to start typing a comment along the lines of “come on now, you’re really stretching it thin here”. Then I took a second and realized that it really only means “not from earth” which yes, I guess any space rock is that.

Feats that could only be achieved by magic!

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this. Looks very “lying with statistics”!