No Terraria :(

Fuck

You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?

Now imagine a “teen shrek” version.

Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.

Where? Asking for a friend…

Self awarewolf?

… That’s a grey.

I’m not convinced that isn’t just a tiny water bottle.

What do you mean “in her new Netflix special”?

I was there. /v/ was ripping on Fuckley in the weeks leading to Loss. Every comic was dissected to find the joke, and then remixed to be funny (because CAD wasn’t).

And then Loss dropped, and /v/ went ape shit.

I miss old /v/ :(

Mitty…

4. The Bro(nx)

Sounds very penis’y

It’s my fourth time today, it’s gonna be a bit…

Depends if you’re addressing your male friends

Fuck off Konami

Rick and Morty episode titles be like:

Rispbecky Pimorty

It was Goku for me.

Though, as I get older, I can’t help but think about how Goku enabled space-Nazi’s (Frieza), time-Nazi’s (Cell), and Kim Jong Un (Buu).

OK, I’ll bite, who’s the third Crow?

gulp

At least the font is right.