Ours was a woman, an older prostitute and meth head everyone called “Teddy Bear.” You’d see her walking everywhere in town.

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

What’s MAS?

Why? Who’s holding a gun to the head of these drivers and forcing them to work for this gig? The onus isn’t on the customers, it’s on the drivers.

This is so hilariously backward. Customers are getting what they want, and so is the company. It’s the drivers with the problem. Why would a customer stop using the service?

What’s flawed about it? If you don’t like the deal, don’t be a dasher. No one is forced to deliver food for money. No one is being fooled about how little it pays. Y’all act like it’s some big secret that the gig isn’t great, but that’s common knowledge. If no one wanted the gig and all its drawbacks, then they wouldn’t sign up for it.

No one is holding a gun to your head to be a dasher. If you don’t like it, do something else. This is entitled af.

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

“HOE-NOW-NOW NAH-POO-POO”

Made me wish I could subscribe to a user. Maybe you can, and I just don’t know it, but it was wildly entertaining.