Leave my wife’s icard out of your goddamn mouth

Me when it’s Friday night and I’ve thrown up the whole bottle with 0.6 glasses left

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Ground news

$10 for the tape and make sure you have an exact knife and a steady hand. Super worth it

This joke was old on Reddit and it doesn’t work when there are billions of you

Bought a $80 bidet but it won’t fit my apartment toilet

Magnet tape. Made hella magnets out of stickers

Born in 99. Can confirm I just take the year and say I was that age for most of it

I’m worried about the search function. Every post ever made?