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An Mastodon post by BasicAppleGuy @[email protected] reading “Using the iPhone 15 Pro as Apple intended…”

Attached to the post is an image of an iPhone 15 Pro with a Lightning to USB cable connecting it to an Apple Magic Mouse.

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A message from Meta Quest with a picture of quadrupedal orange alien with purple spots down its spine and large green eyes named Bogo from the Oculus Quest experience of the same name. Below the image is the text:

"Hi Kolorafa,

We are reaching out to let you know that Bogo will no longer be supported as of Friday, March 15, 2024. You may continue to wave at, pet, and feed Bogo on your Quest device until 11:59 PM PT on that date.

We admit we’ve gotten attached to the little guy too! There’s still time to grab that just-slightly-out-of-reach fruit one last time. Bogo will appreciate it. And so will we. 🐾 🎆

Thanks,

The Meta Quest team"

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A six-panel comic.

The first panel shows a white-skinned man and his son entering a barbershop where a black-skinned man is shaving the head of his black-skinned patron.

The second panel shows the barber asking the man “Uh… can I help you?” In response, the man hands the barber a piece of paper.

The third panel shows a close-up of the piece of paper with text reading “Hello, I understand this is strange, but my son is autistic & his hyperfixation is black barbershops. It’s his dream to get his hair cut in one.”

The fourth panel shows the barber looking at the child who’s excitedly saying "I see you’re using Wahl clippers. That is so cool! my personal favorite is the five - " (the rest is obscured behind the child).

The fifth panel shows the face of the smiling barber as the child continues his infodump saying “The Senior clipper is the best con- [obscured] -ut the baldi- [obscured] -ipper [obscured] -an on- [obscured] used for [obscured]”.

The final panel shows the barber shaving the child’s hair as he sits quietly in the barber chair, while his father hugs another black-skinned man in the background and says “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.”

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An Opinion article by Michelle Cottle reading “Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Buying A Huge 3D Printer?”

Below is a photo of a man using an Extreme 3000 Pro 3D printer with a drawing of a crying man standing to the side and watching him.

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A screenshot from the setup of the Remind mobile application with an image of a calendar and the text

"What is your birthday?

This will stay private to you and will help keep Remind safe

Birthday

DD/MM/YYYY"

Followed by a text field that has been filled out with the date “17 / 02 / 2008”.

Below the text field is the red error text reading “Please enter a valid date”

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Four eBay listings for Motorola MA1 Wireless Auto Car Adapters.

The first listing is for a pre-owned Motorola MA1 Wireless Car Adapter for Android Auto by seller garyinok11. The image shows the adapter partially resting atop its manual. The listing is priced at $95, +$12.25 shipping.

The second listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter NEWSEALEDSHIPS TODAY by seller jotam-25. The image appears to be a stock photo of the adapter. The listing is priced at $189 or best offer, with free shipping.

The third listing is for a brand new NEW Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter USB Bluetooth FAST SHIPPING by seller beautysupplyoutlet88. The image shows the box for the adapter. The listing is priced at $189.95, with free shipping.

The last listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter Dongle - FREE Shipping ! NEW by seller ausgoods1. The image is the same stock image as the second listing. The listing is priced at $127 with free shipping from Australia.

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A line drawing of a woman, hands clasped over her chest, with three speech bubbles around her head. From left to right, the speech bubbles read:

"I love routine.

Until I’m bored, then I love excitement.

Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine."

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Hello Android 009.

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A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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A photo of a Spotify Car Thing with the text displaying on the screen under the Spotify logo: “Need a Premium account To use Car Thing you need to be logged in to a Spotify Premium or Premium Family account on your phone.”

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Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then. I’ve edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.

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A photo of Kermit the Frog from the Muppets sitting at a desk with his feet up, looking at a mobile phone he’s holding in his right hand, with the caption: Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don’t use it for that

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A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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A meme with the text at the top reading: When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better Below the text is an image of Zapp Brannigan from the TV show Futurama with his eyes closed, smiling and holding his hands up palms out and saying “No need to thank me.”

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I’d rather call it something else (I’m enjoying Xitter, pronounced Shitter), but for the purpose of ease of use I transcribe it as X/Twitter so as to hopefully confuse people as little as possible.

Thank you, fellow human. 🤖

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Seven stills from the movie Spaceballs, showing Dark Helmet in his room. The first still shows only the back of his helmet with the text: So, mods, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, posting whatever I want. The second still shows his hands and desk. In his left hand is a Dark Helmet action figure, and in his right hand is a Princess Vespa action figure. Further back on the table are action figures of Dot Matrix, Lone Starr, and Barfolemew. Over this image is the text: in mod voice No, no, please this is Star Wars adjacent at best. In the third still the camera angle has shifted to show Dark Helmet’s face, Lone Starr’s action figure is now in his left hand, with Dark Helmet in his right and Princess Vespa’s is standing next to his hand on the table, only the top of Princess Vespa’s action figure’s head is visible. The accompanying text reads: You can’t resist how meta this is. In the fourth still the camera angle has shifted again so that the height of the camera is in line with the desk Dark Helmet sits at. He is no longer holding any action figures, but those of Princess Vespa and himself are set facing each other on the desk and Lone Starr’s action figure is laying down on the desk, barely visible under the text reading: in mod voice This is the last straw, your [sic] getting the bansaber. In the fifth still the camera has continued its pan around the desk, showing Dark Helmet from the right. He is once again holding his own and Princess Vespa’s action figures. The accompanying text reads: Just think of all the upvotes this post will get. The sixth still shows a close-up of Dark Helmet’s hands where he holds the Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa action figures together as if making them kiss. The accompanying text reads: in mod voice Oh. So many upvotes. Mmmhmmmhmm. In the final still the camera has zoomed out again, showing Dark Helmet’s shocked face as he clutches the action figures to his chest, as Colonel Sandurz barges through the closed door behind the chair. The text under Colonel Sandurz reads: Honey are you making memes again? The text under Dark Helmet reads: No! Shut the door!

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X/Twitter post by user merlot mami @KendrasUsername reading: It’s our hilarious interns last day. He’s autistic and a super straight shooter. My VP asked him in front of everyone on his way out “you gonna miss this place & the people at all?” and he said “Um…no” and walked out.

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Mostly I’ve seen it in the text part of the post as part or all of the description/text.