Im seriously considering getting rid of my oven and replacing it with an air fryer and portable induction hotplates.

Only problem is that a frozen pizza wont fit in an air fryer and thats like the only thing I actually use the over for!

I am 100% cis straight man; I have been dressed up in drag more than once in my life and even went out in public with it. Its fun! Getting to wear pretty and cute outfits and whatnot.10/10 would do again.

So I totally know where Bugs is coming from in this and it is NO indication of his self-identity.

My family is an anomaly. We all get a long splended, holiday dinners are a real treat now that we’re all adults and have spread out because we rarely all appear in one location at the same time for any other occasion anymore. We have a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition and its allways full of laughter and joy, never any arguing!

Years ago before any of us had kids, the 5 of us who are into videogames all played league of legends together as a team and had a blast.

I am the middle child of 7, including a step sister 1 year younger than me who is objectively hot AF. I don’t get it either. Never had anything even close to sexual feelings towards any of them despite developing sexual urges and desires very young.

Chicken is fine too.

Get some roast turkey from the deli counter (Boar’s Head all natural preferred, but just dont get any heavily seasoned kind), sliced as thin as possible, and sneak him a little bit every now and then. Hopefully she wont think much of it sitting in the fridge, and you can even make yourself a sandwich with it once while shes around so she really doesnt suspect anything.

My cats love their daily turkey, and it keeps them from overeating the dryfood that I free-feed them. They only eat the dry food when hungry cause they know they get their “kitten chicken” every morning 😺

Women are not available.

My phone knows too much…

I mean, that article doesnt provide any proof that its wallpaper, and that would be some ugly-ass wallpaper if it is. Who would ever put that in a house? Also theres no discernable repeating pattern to it, though maybe we just cant see enough.

Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.

The context of this picture if I recall, is that it was a costume for a Halloween party… which if true completely removes the cringe factor of the outfit, as youre supposed to wear silly costumes for that. If Elon had an ounce of social acuity he would just own it.

And even if its not a Halloween costume, I dont get the hate for someone having fun dressing up. There are a billion other reasons, as you mentioned, to hate him.

Last I heard he lives alone in a mansion in beverly hills all sad and depressed in his piles of money that can never replicate the true feeling of human connection and friendship that he yearns for. I almost kinda feel bad for him, but then I remember hes only sad and lonely cause hes an asshole.

Shes also wearing copius amouts of foundation and makeup. These people could both be late 30s early 40s I think.

Danke schön

Ohh I can almost read this whole one! But I’m not sure about Hirn and Augen…

Does Augen mean eyes? No idea about Hirn tho

She could’ve just open with that “Hey lets muck about in the woods looking for cool bugs”

“You son of a bitch, I’m in.”

I think he overreacted a bit, not to having his package name forcibly taken from him, but to being asked to give it up in the first place. Kik explained to him that they have to fight this or lose their tradmark because thats how trademark law works. His response was basically “haha fuck you”. He probably could’ve asked for a couple thousand and just changed the name of his project and everything would’ve been fine.

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.

old man noises

Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!