I need some alcohol at least once per month.

It’s a USA thing. Other places often have rules that say the price advertised (on menu, website, in store) is the price the customer pays, all fees and taxes included.

“We have to protect all life!” he said and throws another piece of former cow on the barbecue.

Factorio of course, because that's what people already do. They start over and over again with ever bigger plans.

https://youtu.be/3QF-8n1-3qI

This one goes in detail. They're are a few floors that are just sleeping quarters.

The time you enjoy wasting is never wasted time.

Little Bourgeois like to pretend they're rich and imitate the rich because of that. It's why people have lawns in a desert climate and eat way too much meat.

I discovered I’m bad at growing food and glad I don’t have to live off what I grow. That would be stressful.

And then the deflecting begins.

“Climate is always changing. We’ll just have to adapt. And do you have any ideas how much it costs to change those emissions?”

“It’s changing a bit fast and giving us flooding, heat waves and storms right now. How about you adapting our infrastructure to cope with that?”

“Do you have any idea how much it costs to adapt? Bootstraps! Freedom! Personal responsibility!”

A landlord was being shitty to someone and it was clear he wouldn’t get his deposit back no matter what, so when the renter moved, he took everything. Meaning he unscrewed the plugs from the wall and took those with him, took the toilet seat and so on. Play stupid games, win stupid prices I guess.

“I didn’t say I beamed them out in one piece, or all pieces at the same time. It was a small hole after all.”

Shorter lived species than humans should be even more widespread and rapidly developing

Great, now I have “I am the very model of a scientist Salarian” stuck in my head

Celebrities apparently.

And in a few years they’ll headline “Lazy students refuse to study medicine, hospitals closing due to doctor shortage!”

Then they’ll tell you how the rich go to the EU for treatment and blame it all in Brussels