Love a Shel Silverstein reference.

Bonkers. I guess if you can dream it you can build it.Still this really is a waste of resources.

This can’t be a real park. How would you even get to the waterslides, what stair system would work with this?

I know that Steiner is a beloved meme, but I figure this may be the right move. They really struggled last year so something needs to change.

PA, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, and maybe Maryland are considered the Mid Atlantic.

They are not New England, but they are the Northeast.