Also, if you want to get the correct Danish pronunciation, try pronouncing it the Swedish way while blackout drunk with someone’s ball sack in your mouth.

The greeting is hej. Haj is the Swedish for shark. Blue shark = blåhaj.

Me

This is pretty accurate

I mean it’s being pronounced by Swedes so it should be. it’d be written blåhai in Norwegian but pronounced the same.

Officially, like 1 or something. But because of the mountains to the south, I won’t see the sun until the 22nd. But polar night ended yesterday technically.

Nope, Scandinavia.

Well I moved to the Arctic to be away from distractions

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.