That’s pretty badass

LONG LONG CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

This lumbar presented by T-Mobile—We got your back!*

Wow, people sure are dying to get into a Tesla.

What is our purpose?

Wait…I exist?

¿Por que no las dos?

Remember the days before automated voice shit? Where you’d just spam “0” until it connected you with a rep?

It was so easy!

Now, it’s I NEED to direct you to the right department. Did you want to pay your bill? If so say YES if not say: Something else.

Whoever designed that system—straight to hell.

I hope so. It works both ways, but totally different. Nice.

🤷🏻‍♀️

Here ya go

F I L L I O N T H

Thank you for giving this crying girl a moment of laughter.

Who’s going to root out all of the IDF terrorists?

They’ll need a sitting judge to sign off on the bench warrant.

I need to report a desk crime to the desk sergeant please.

I bruise so easily. I typically have 10+ bruises on my arms and legs at any given time. I don’t notice bumping into things much, my pain tolerance is kinda high.

Reading some of the replies is making me think I should see a doctor. I haven’t seen one in a few years.

Holy shit, it’s the OG DosDude.

M’Dos

Thank you for clearing that up!