WHOA

Dog telepathy?

Y’all have problems if you think about shooting people whenever there is an option to fire a projectile. This was an Onion article BTW.

If anybody thought this post was a serious question the answer is that people usually don’t want to shoot people.

Actually did some backyard archery practice with my son today. All we wanted to shoot was that bullseye on the foam target.

The vagina stretching thing would only happen if the woman had successively larger penises entering each time, so if she had a lot of sex with multiple partners who all had the same penile girth, it should remain the same relative size.

The dishes are done, man!

To beat Malenia I used the Fallingstar Beast Jaw gravity-lightning attack with Mimic Tear doing it too. It slows her down with lots of poise damage and it does high damage. I think I added a magic potion combo of the one that makes you have high equipment capacity (for light rolling) and the one that increases poise damage.

Elden Rangus Evangelion conspiracy theory! Far out!

Rygar was weird as fuck. That guy running around cloud lands, throwing out a spiderweb looking bonker thing. I never understood what I was doing on that game.

and possibly ruin your future with a criminal record

Cellular calling and text can still work without Internet, using separate channels wholly owned by the telcos.

Plenty of people can still answer the phone and write down orders, and payment systems have offline modes. The Internet is not an absolute necessity even now for food delivery to happen.

“Big Boss” grows a horn if you [SPOILEYS] kill too many bad guys, instead of tranquilizer darting them and such

No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. “Your honor, the boner was involuntary”

I’d opt out of or cancel any service that requires that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica_during_World_War_II

That sounds like a problem with YOUR phone. Every phone I’ve bought has been faster than the last. Maybe you have too much bloatware?

I use open source Android only, will not use a phone with stock android. Bloatware is a non-issue on AOSP unless you do that to your own phone.

What’s so sad about it? You have the ability to securely send E2EE messages for free. I’m very pleased with Signal after using it for years.

If you mean it’s sad about the weed being hard to get / illegal… yeah, I concur. Hopefully Schedule III happens soon and nationwide Medical will be legal.

Good point, and it sounds like you’re doing good work out there

Streaming in general is great. Streaming services are a mixed bag of results, but overall our options are excellent at this point in time. You can have streaming services with no contract, pay for one month and abandon it if you don’t like it. There are also numerous FREE streaming services with lots of great content.

It’s important to understand the above in the context of how it used to be before Streaming was an option. There was basically only the option to have a cable or satellite TV on contract, or use OTA antenna TV, or watch everything on disc / tape. So yeah I think streaming is great.

Having said all that, I buy anything I want to keep perpetually on disc. 4k Blu-ray for movies and CDs for music (I bought 3 albums on CD over the last couple weeks). Games don’t fit on discs anymore so I try to get stuff on GOG when it works out.

Being self-sufficient should be a goal for every human being to strive for. Independence is a potent form of freedom that makes you feel like a magical eagle.

I’m not saying you should be Ted Kazynski or however you spell the Unabomber’s last name and live in complete isolation for most of your life, because it’s cool to have access to society’s benefits and all. But the more you can do for yourself, the more secure you will be in all ways. Basically don’t be a helpless or useless person.