I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

Should have just put up a sign for cat soup and silently point at it for anyone who still ask.

Even better, they have lava!

Did he grab a hold of you and slap you in the face while talking to you in human language?

Yes, I do that too. And if I have to prepare something before an appointment I might make preparation its own calendar event, with reminders.

Online calendar with a widget on my phone’s homescreen that shows the upcoming week’s appointments, so that I constantly see them by accident. And a habit to always put important appointments in the calendar immediately when I’m made aware of them or plan them.

And always have the calendar open in a browser on the computer.

But fire has long been used in scientific experiments. You’re a lab rat.

Such fake news media witch hunt! OK damn it but you won’t get my binders of women!

sudo dhclient -r

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed is among the most stable distros I’ve ever seen of her life and I have a list of addresses.

US defaultism? In most western countries people don’t, and aren’t allowed to, carry guns.

Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?

Me neither.

Typical. My bedroom only has standard earth gravity around the clock.

Another LLM of course.

Have you tried modulating your intake? Too much will most definitely make you a moron. Small amounts have a positive effect on me.

I think it might vary from person to person and over time. Coffee usually has no effect on me, unless I overdose and get all shaky and cold sweaty. But since a year ago I’ve been having a hard time sleeping if I drink it after 18:00. I used to be able to have a cup right before bed no problem but not any more.

Are we about to discover the first extraterrestrial lifeforms around Uranus?

Ikea has several things that last. My desk is 20 years old and still solid as a tank, I have a shelf and two small tables that are 30 years old, my mom had a bookshelf that was over 30 years and in good shape when she sold it. You just have to avoid the flimsy crap.

He should have kept his pole in a vault during competition.