Lmao I basically did this as a kid on the school bus.

Bus driver forgot my stop(Small school, so we were dropped off directly at our house). It wasn’t until the last kid besides me was dropped off that I realized the driver wasn’t just taking a weird route that day, and it wasn’t until we got to the FUCKING BUS YARD that I actually popped my head over the seat and made my presence known.

To explain why I didn’t say anything, I lied and pretended I had been asleep the whole time and had just woken up

If the internet is down permanently, we’re talking societal collapse. Nobody is delivering pizzas.

If it’s just a temporary outage, google maps has offline mode.

You said they admitted to NEVER using anything but GIMP. Your gotcha screenshot screenshot you’re spamming literally proves otherwise. It was the user at the top of this comment chain that never used anything but GIMP, not the one you’ve been replying to.

Wrong user

The neat thing about black holes is the process would be both instantaneous and take literally eternity, depending on one’s perspective.

Idk, that sounds better than the actual sequel to Shark boy and Lava girl was.

Dude left the public life altogether a decade ago. Man clearly values his privacy, as he should.

What the fuck, my guy. Even if you don’t know what the word “defile” means, there’s nothing one could intend to do to their murder victims corpse where the response “sounds like fun” should ever be uttered.

No, you can’t. There are trillions of trees on earth and the impact they have on carbon emissions is relatively minimal, planting a forest or even many forests isn’t going to cut it.

Not to mention that for trees to be an at all viable long term carbon capture method, you can’t ever cut those trees down. If we can’t leave the fucking Amazon alone, what makes you think we won’t chop up that artificial forest in 50 years?

This is the same issue with kelp. Kelp has a ton of uses, and is an even better carbon sink than trees are, but to be a carbon sink you have to forgo all of those other uses because you have to literally sink the kelp to the bottom of the ocean and leave it there, because actually using it for anything just rereleases the carbon.

I’m left handed, anything less than near instantly dry is going to smudge.

Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho

HIS uncertainty? Your method results in uncertainty. This guy counted each piece individually, as one should.

Totally has nothing to do with Taco Bell being the only thing open past midnight anymore.

When has banning porn ever been profitable? Look at tumblr.

Three days grace - Animal I have become with a boner

Blink-182 - Edging with a boner

Both. In my case for example, I have a condition called delayed sleep phase syndrome, which causes me, on average, to not even feel tired until well after midnight, and actual sleep will alude me until after 3am. This is regardless of what time I wake up btw, I could fall asleep at 3am and wake up at 5am or 2pm and I’d still be wide awake after midnight the following night.

On the other hand, I know quite a few people who can adapt their sleep schedules fairly quickly to switch from a morning person to a night owl or vice versa.

Farmers have to get up at dawn to tend the fields, and since essentially everyone was a farmer in the past, getting up in the morning became the norm and simply stayed the norm long after most people were no longer farmers.

He should’ve just looked after himself… I’m guessing the app would’ve punished him

Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.

Just in the last week or so Swift sent a cease and desist to the kid tracking her and other celebrities jets, aka already publicly available information. Just like when Elon tried to stop him, by trying to stop him she has Streisand effected the situation.

If and when Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, or Steven Spielberg send their own cease and desist, then we can start making jet memes about them, too. Until then, they’ve got other shitty things we can bring up. Cruise is a cultist, Jim Carrey is/was an anti-vaxxer, and Spielberg… actually, I can’t think of anything else for him, let the Spielberg jet memes commence I guess.

China is de facto a State Capitalist country, so…

Oh no, it’s so much worse. This is a BRAND NAME, FCK NZS is a company that sells “antifascist” clothing and accessories. Capitalism has successfully commodified antifa.