Strategy games are great for busy adults imo. I like either Civilization or Factorio because you can compete or collaborate as desired, and in as much or as little time as you want.

The classic love triangle was with Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere, where both guys wanted the girl but were also best friends. Does that not qualify?

I know this is just a meme, but Wet Bulb 35 events terrify me.

Including adults?

Are dragons gendered to begin with? I suppose it depends on the lore you follow.

Link?

Is that Brad Sherwood?

Easier to live on? Definitely. Easier to terraform? No way. The moon is too small to hold onto an atmosphere, so humans would forever be bubble bound on the moon. Mars has tons of problems, but terraforming is possible at least.