I did this with John Mulaney’s “New In Town” when it first came out. Was going to be background sounds while I cleaned and ironed. Did neither.

Around Rochester NY theres a Chili but they pronounce it Chai-lie.

Women are not unemployed

He’s never finishing the series. He’s going to be 76 in a month, he still has probably most of Winds to finish after 13 years, the math doesn’t work out to getting A Dream of Spring, let along the fact that this story is way too big to satisfactorily conclude in 2 books at this point, and even if it could be done it would be complex and difficult and take longer than usual.

I’m irrationally still hopeful we get Winds. But that is it.

RACE WAAAAAAR

Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is…old! Gasp! Who knew?

Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn’t choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!

Sean Spicer needing to defend Trump’s absurd claim about attendance to keep his job was delightful TV.

Oh yeah I didn’t think about how the nickname didn’t exist in 2020. Wild someone would have a store like this for the midterms, Biden wasn’t even running.

Gotta be from 4 years ago right? No way Spirit Halloween has rentals lined up yet.

There’s a clip somewhere of a gay guy looking direct to camera saying with that basically-clapping-between-words flamboyant energy:

“Straight men! The women you want to sleep with, want to see your thighs!”

I can never find it so the quote might not be perfect but it really stuck with me. I joked about it to my SO and she gave one of those moany approval noises meaning like “so true” so I guess the man was right.

Really? Must be service specific. Didn’t work on lemm.ee on the Connect app, not sure which is the reason.

Do>!n!<'t for>!get you’re!< her>!e forever!<

(alright that didn’t work)

Assuming the first time is voluntary there’s potentially divine consequences to suicide.

But they’re black so HOAs hate them.

Some real relatable high school insecurity right there. I definitely had a few months as “funny tshirt guy” and a few months as “no logo dark color shirt guy.”

Youtube Shorts hasn’t done this for me (I actually follow some creators that make shorts so it’s usually them) but Facebook’s version is infuriatingly just like this and also I can’t get rid of them. Every time I see one I go to the dots and select “don’t see any more of these” but they just keep showing up and it’s always some girl doing a yoga pose in a bikini, camera decidedly pointed directly at her vagina.

I mean it just opens as a link in your browser, the “can’t” is just ideological.

Granted, it looks like garbage on the browser since all the UI crap loads on top of the captions.

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

That’s uhhhhh not what money laundering is.

In so far as it’s being used as described it would be a highly inefficient way to do that so I think the much simpler explanation (Trump just wants money so he put his name on some random garbage for a cut of the profits just like Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Airlines, etc) makes more sense.

I think it’s cyanide but honestly I’ve never checked.