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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • God that must be awful. Your whole life you work hard and earn the money to buy a house, you keep your whole life in there, it’s your HOME. And then some fucking storm comes and just destroys it all. I mean, hopefully you & your loved ones survive, and that’s all that really matters, but to see all the physical representation of your life just washed away. I feel terrible for those people.















  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    2 months ago

    The following poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

    MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush

    I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

    Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?

    They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

    Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!