Oh no, my lumbar spine :(

Because it’s objectively worse than every major alternative while being absurdly resource intensive. Just watching it struggle feels like the punchline to a very dry & tragically unfunny joke

*WehadababyEETZaboy

Because the Amish disdain for technology is relative. Since smartphones came along, payphones seem quaint in comparison, opening them up for their technological “Amish phase.” Much like how Amish have no issues using bicycles or buggies since the car came along. Give it a few years and before long you’ll see Amish with CRT TVs scrambling for VCRs and NES copies of Super Mario

This makes me wonder if anyone has tried to pass off an AI generated photo of themselves as a passport photo or some other important official license/document yet. How would that go from a legal-trouble standpoint I wonder?

I have a feeling you’d say the same thing if you looked in the bag

*Guinea pork

Oh man that’s a good one. So much for driving all those vacant Ferraris

Side effect: you have a premonition of exactly what their bowel movement will smell like as a result of whatever they eat due to their hunger

The power to stop/start time at will while still able to move & interact with stuff

Side effect: you have a vision of the first move they’d make after taking your mom/dad on a date

About a 10 minute drive from the edge