Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

I think I dated one of those in college. So much fun, but so very toxic. It’s like a siren’s song. Alluring and exciting right up until you crash into the rocks.

ShitHappens

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The space penises are entirely out of control.

Word went out for fresh gagh one day and ended up with a hottie near the gamma quadrant. Sorry, Alexander. It happens.

I wonder what I’ve said no to more all-time - Microsoft’s spy- and bloatware or the YouTube tv free trial.

You see, our stock price goes up when we buy other companies and it goes up when we fire people. We’re doing both at the same time, so our stock price will go up double. This is a sustainable business model and not at all a very dead canary in a very deadly coal mine.

They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.

Cost of doing business. Still massive profits.

My kid saw phantom menace for the first time today. He said, “That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

The blissful serenity of the buzzing hive.

Oops. I was referring to the TNG episode. I haven’t watched the latest season of Discovery yet.

The Progenitor race had a Combs character that made sure at least one person on every planet would always look like him.

The Israeli/Palestinian conflict and the issues surrounding it are becoming a litmus test for media literacy. The layer of bullshit around it is thick, but it’s also obviously bullshit.

Pg 2: Bathing is an unnecessary waste of time and energy, as is all hygene.

Some of you may lose your minds to a dystopian nightmare fictional reality, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Seize the means of groceries. You have only your hunger to lose.

“We should light a candle. I can show you a cool trick.”

While slumping over a desk for 9 hours straight improves back health. Prevents 100% of cases of lumbago.

It’s not just that the old money dragons of commercial real estate are losing money, it’s also that middle management nothings need to exert their authority over you in person to feel relevant.

WFH makes every company money on decreased overhead. The war against it is 100% commercial property landlords that collect rent in the billions.

Fuck every single one of those fucking assholes. They are destroying our world to squeeze out just a little more.