I came here to post this. Glad to see it’s where it needs to be.

I don’t know, man, it’s just like… the way that it is.

Reminds me of that gif of Obama. Same exact expression.

Stop all the downloadin’

Fuck Loren Bosworth. All my homies hate Loren Bosworth.

…Limit?

Rekindle old friendships. Every time you do something together, plant a seed for the next thing you’re going to do. Meet new people through them. If you like the people, don’t say no to anything you’re invited to. Rinse, repeat.

It’s on Max, I’ve been watching it recently.

Æon Flux, from 2005. 9% on RT. I’m not sure if it’s nostalgia from seeing it as a teen or if the masses weren’t ready for it or what, but it was just so unique and had such a cool vibe.

I’ve been there! Impossible to get a photo without any people in it, but so beautiful. We also visited a perfume factory nearby, which was way cooler than I would’ve expected.

It’s more like, “all things that can exist do.”

Hey, that’s kinda rude.

Wait wait wait. Stop everything. I’ve found my post.

I too was like you. Every flimsy-ass can opener I had ever used couldn’t puncture cans consistently, would get off track, leave uncut sections, and just generally suck completely. I got so fed up replacing them that I went off the deep end researching these things.

My wife got impatient with me. She told me to come back to bed; that can openers weren’t this important. That didn’t stop me. I was going to put an end to the suck. I read review sites, I visited stores, I called people. After literal days of research, I made my decision.

A can opener doesn’t need to be complicated or decked out with fancy features. Fundamentally, the qualities you want are reliability, comfort, build quality, and leverage (i.e. a powerful mechanical advantage).

I didn’t buy the OXO. Not a side-cutter (don’t get me started). I bought the EZ-Duz-It can opener—an unassuming name for the most brilliant can opener ever built.

It’s inexpensive and durable. It securely latches onto cans and glides through them with ease. The knob spins smoothly with little effort. This thing is a dream. Never before have I experienced such a drastic shift in how I felt about a product.

There simply is no other answer.

This is so dumb. I love it.

That, and just mention it in the comments of other posts when it’s contextually appropriate.

There’s an added complication that the left lane on the roundabout is for the A610 only:

The street you’re trying to get to IS the A610, no? So yeah, take the left lane.

Perfectly said.

70 isn’t THAT old.

I named my cat Craig to intentionally capitalize on this effect. I think it’s funny, even if no one else does.

If I could read Swedish I bet this would be really cool.