Fucking hell, I always forget that outfit has a codpiece.

If this dude figured out how to lift a full size duty weapon out of a retention holster using nothing but a plastic dino-grabber then he deserves to keep those guns.

And if you eat that, and then eat the right kind of flower… Holy crap, my dude, shit gets wild.

My astigmatism is pretty bad and I’ve never had any problem seeing these.

The Arvada one is at 77th and Wadsworth in the same strip mall as the Vitamin Cottage. There’s a closer one to downtown that’s just north of Colfax on Reed Street in Lakewood. It’s just a little bit west of Casa Bonita.

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

Way before that, actually. When I was a kid in the 80s they were about the same size as grade A large chicken eggs. They were already noticably smaller by 2007. Don’t even get me started on Doritos.

The '80s were strange. But I remember watching this when it originally aired and the costumes in this episode were pretty extra even for the time.

Don’t forget that the Federation is supposed to be a post-scarcity socialist utopia.

Yup.

YouTube for fascists, basically.

It’s definitely happened. I think the technical term is “vertebral artery dissection.” I don’t think it’s like a daily occurrence or anything, but there is a very real risk of it happening whenever you get a chiropractic adjustment on your neck. Basically you have some delicate arteries running through your neck bones and the sharp sudden movement of certain chiropractic adjustments have the potential to rupture them. It can cause a stroke and some various other bad things that can happen when blood flow through the spine is interrupted.

The list of subreddits I really miss is actually pretty short, but one of them for sure is ThatsABooklight. Not the most active sub, but you could lose most of a weekend scrolling through all the weird stuff that got dressed up as a movie prop.

Now I’m imagining Scruffy as Zorg.

The last time I went to McDonald’s I got two regular hamburgers and a medium fry, no drink. It was almost $10 after tax, the fries were cold and I had to pull out of the drive-through and wait for it.

I didn’t eat McDonald’s a lot to begin with, but it’s just not worth it to eat there anymore. It was always crap food, but it was at least fast and cheap. Now that it’s crap, slow, and expensive, there’s absolutely no reason to go there. The entire time I was sitting in my car eating my sad little mostly-bun burgers and cold fries, I was looking at the Costco across the street thinking about how, for the same $10, I could have gotten a huge slice of pizza, a soda, two churros, and an entire rotisserie chicken.

I don’t think it’s from anything, but it has kind of a similar look to Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet, so maybe that’s why it looks familiar.

Probably someone throwing rocks at something, and instead of the normal clack-clack sound of rocks hitting other rocks, one time it went bing. And once they found out that one rock can go bing they probably started checking every rock to see if it might go bing too, or possibly bong.

I would think word of something like that would spread pretty fast, too. Like could imagine being a neolithic cave dude visiting the next village to trade some jewelry-quality bear teeth or whatever, only to see a guy playing a pile of rocks like a xylophone from the Flintstones? You’d be telling everybody about that shit. It’s pretty trippy to watch now; It must have been mind-blowing back when it was first discovered. I wouldn’t be surprised if it took on some kind of magical significance. And once you knew it was a thing you’d probably have your head on a swivel for the rest of your life keeping an eye out for some magic bing-bong stones of your own.

I live in the Rocky Mountains and I see this shit all the time. Everybody thinks they're a special little Disney princess, and they are shocked, absolutely shocked, when Bambi freaks out and kicks them in the face. As if that weren't the sensible reaction to being cornered by an apex predator.

Wild animals are dangerous and unpredictable. Just leave them alone. Even the cute ones can hurt you.

It was listed in a column when I posted. The formatting got fucked.

I have kind of a boring job that allows me to wear headphones all day so I have a ton.

Music related: -60 songs that explain the 90s -20,000 hertz -No dogs in space

History/Politics (humorous/lighthearted): -The dollop -Behind the bastards -Cool people who did cool stuff -You’re wrong about -American hysteria -It books could kill

History/Politics/News and Current Events: -Congressional dish -The lawfare podcast -Straight White American Jesus -American history tellers -In our time with Melvin Bragg -Lions led by donkeys -Reveal -Throughline

Science/Tech/Art/Design: -99% invisible -Articles of interest -Ologies -You are not so smart -Science vs. -Sawbones -This podcast will kill you -The last archive -Proof

Spooky/strange/macabre: -Box of Oddities -The shallow end -Lore -Cabinet of curiosities -Radio rental -Spooked -Monsters among us -Real life ghost stories -We can be weirdos

Misc: -No such thing as a fish -The blindboy podcast -The bugle -The gargle -Darknet diaries -Craphound, the Cory Doctorow podcast -Off menu -Criminal -Swindled