That’s ALL of reddit…wait, no, I mispoke. What I meant to say is that reddit itself is a joke.

You eat 48 donuts on a 5 minute drive?

I clicked the link, thinking it was going to be a funny meme about chipotle making your butthole bleed.

…instead, now I’m probably on a list.

Well, now, hold on. Let’s hear him out. Maybe he ate all the leftover candy corn from halloween that nobody wanted.

…from halloween 2022.

Hanz Moleman was the shooter confirmed.

Your puns are killing me. Soon we’ll need a funeral. Ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust, the reverend will say…

I’ve seen the V1 software as an android app. I have not seen the V2 as an android app. This despite them claiming the keyboard is compatible with Android.

I’d love to be wrong though. That would make this all so much easier.

I’d just grab a converter cable, plug the cable into my tablet, and be done with it.

I can understand hating WOW. I can even understand not getting into WC3. But how do you enjoy WC1, but lose interest at WC2???

That’s like saying “A hamburger is good, but I just can’t into bacon double cheeseburgers.”

8bitdo keyboard

You can use the software to record macros. Then program the keyboard to execute those macros on any button, or those 2 big accessory buttons. You can even connect up to 8 of those big buttons to one keyboard.

But it all requires this software to program.

I can see my house!

I mean…those aren’t lost sales exactly…but I’m sure Nintendo still doesn’t like it.

Because I don’t know any fathers.

I’m just imagining a burley Japanese dude with tattoos everywhere, speaking broken english.

“Please…remove your penis…from my butthole!”

It just doesn’t translate to text. You gotta do the voice.

Damn Buffalo! Why you so scary???

That’s not much of a prediction. I ask every woman I get to know if they regret having kids. If they could just go back, and not do it.

Some feel bad about saying yes. Some feel like they’re bad moms. Or bad people for wishing they never had kids.

Some happily say “fuck these kids! Ruined my life!”

Some think about it, and eventually say yes.

But so far, no one has said no.

And this is going back to the 90s.

Literally on sale right now.

I hate you not being able to tell me the future too. I need those damn lotto numbers!!!

When all you know is a hammer…

You begin dancing eratically with flashy vinyl pants that sparkle?

HAMMER! DON’T HURT EM!!!

I don’t know why, but I always assumed space had no ability to smell.

:D

I knew what you meant. I was just really proud of tying it to “bone apple tea”.

I’m only here to amuse myself.