Hey…I know some of those words! Not all of them…but some!

If this is in one of the reddest counties, then that means NONE of this means anything, other than this movie did a terrible job advertising. Even to their base. Nobody knows the movie exists.

This theater seating arangement pisses me off. Why did they remove 2 seats on all the rows behind the handicap seat row? And why are there 2 seats even further to the right, but X’d off in the back row??? If anything that just shows theres enough space for 4 more seats in EVERY row behind the handicaped row! Is that just empty floor space??? Why is that there??? Like a mini dance floor in the theater???

I find your laugh interesting. It’s like a small bit of the humor hit your brain early. So you let out the innitial ha. Then the full humor hit, and it became more of a full laugh.

Kind of like when you’re holding in a fart at the thanksgiving day dinner table, and you let out a small bit of a fart, but then everyone looks at you, and the jig is up anyways, so you let out an ass ripping fart. Then grandma yells at you.

Lufe…uhhh…finds a way.

They’ll say Aw Topsy, at my autopsy!

Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.

I still say it should be legal to carry a bottle of lemon juice, and a tiny squirt gun. They start singing, with their mouth wide open, singing horribly, that when you squirt them. Right in the eyes.

He’s not going to die of stickyness, and you don’t even know if he’s an organ donor!

sigh

Nobody does “talk to the hand” anymore. Where did we as a society lose the confidence to shove our hand into someones face, and tell them to shut it?

Damn you…you just HAD to remind me that chu chu rocket exists, and has puzzle stages…which are AMAZING.

Welp. Gotta put that on my MMP now.

Man…this question would have SO much more gravity if it weren’t about gaming.

Like if you’re thinking back on your life. You met your wife at a coffee shop, but what would your life be today if they got a bagel instead? Where would your life be, 20 years later?

Or what if you’re single? Did you make the wrong arbitrary choice? Did you walk left instead of right? Did you miss out on meeting your special someone because of a choice you didn’t realize had ramifications?

And how should we feel about that today, knowing nothing in the past can be changed?

Any other call of duty game.

Seriously, it’s all the same.

“Here’s a gun. Go shoot people. The end.”

…I DO live in Ohio…and not that good at video games. All the women I know have different names. I feel like I’m missing a reference with that, unless you ARE referencing the Oblongs, in which case bravo. There was one white dude with a beard, no glasses, but he didn’t show. No mean people.

I’d love some pro friends. Got any that live near Cleveland?

Doesn’t so much make me feel better, it just makes me want to hug you.

No, thats actually a coin counting jar. I keep loose change in it, but the top counts your coins as you put them in. I also have some lapel pins in there, and some eyeglasses screwdrivers.

I never would have thought to assosiate that with a tip jar.

I didn’t know more than 4 adults that like pro-wrestling.

Well I’m no longer friends with the two that didn’t show, and no longer friends with one of the two that did show.

Unrelated to this specifically, but I don’t keep people in my life that make life harder.

Started at noon, ended about 7pm.

Yep, and they were locally sourced from a bakery. I think they cost about $25, and I put them in the convection oven at a low tempature. Not enough to cook them, but enough for them to be always warm, with melty cheese inside.

Edit: oh, and that stack of 2 plates? It was 3 plates. I used a plate for the chicken, and cheeses. I also had a few beers, and some jack n cokes.

The other 2 plates, their plates, you can see were unused. Everybody just ate chips off the orange serving platter.