That could apply to almost anything in the news nowadays.

At least my search for penis enlargement systems and local hookers aren’t making Google money.

I hope you get banned for your hateful and biggoted comments. I also hate ranch on pizza, but I care about the underrepresented class of people who do. They are humans and deserve all the rights as you or I. I am appalled that this kind of blatant hatred still exists in 2023. You, sir (or ma’am, or whatever pronoun you prefer), are a loathsome person and I’m ashamed to be in the same species as you.

We had a storm recently that caused power and Internet outages across our city for about a week. Many businesses opened up with no power and just accepted cash while writing down sales with a pen and paper. If you didn't have cash on you, you were screwed. None of the ATMs worked. Nobody's credit card machines worked. The banks didn't have power, so they were closed. Going cashless leaves you in a heap of trouble in an emergency.

Patch it with Revanced.

Do you have shared spreadsheets? I've been trying to find an alternative to Google Sheets, but I've not found one yet. Someone had suggested Disroot, but the spreadsheet doesn't work well with Android.

That’s the best guess I’ve heard. I decided not to purchase it, so I guess I’ll never know for sure.

I will need the Holy Hand Grenade for this.

Don’t make fun of my ex-wife.

No. I’ve asked in a lot of places, and nobody seems to have a clue.

I’m not seeing any either.

It’s not 1996 anymore?!! Why didn’t somebody tell me? My license is probably expired.

That’s not stock.

There’s ntfy. I’m not sure if that will fit your bill or not.

They’ll never stop leaving.

I’m not falling for that.

Children, bots, and trolls

You know Carlos too?

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