In a different hemisphere than my ancestors, my surname translates to “Go Fuck Yourself”.

Found that out while working in a restaurant staffed by speakers of that language. Thought they were fucking with me but I googled it.

That’s a bit obtuse though. I prefer my angles to be 90°. That’s just right.

You never wondered about that person at the flea market selling Tide and baby formula?

There absolutely is a “black market”.

You okay honey?

Saw Alanis Morisette on Austin City Limits recently. She’s still got it. And the Jagged Little Pill musical was amazing. Definitely what some would consider very “woke”, but Broadway doesn’t usually attract the anti-woke crowd.

Remind me what Uncle Joey is doing now?

You wouldn’t download a serial killer.

But you could download countless murder-mystery audiobooks and ebooks from Libby, so that’s a close second.

Well, more efficient packaging and shipping is a pretty good goal in general. Although what’s better is just…not having to ship pallets of paper around, it’s 20 fucking 24.

I don’t think “minimum wage worker gets penalized for something entirely outside their control and the workers innocent family suffers as a result” is that much of a stretch. Sadly.

Congratulations, you just made a huge mess for some barely-above- minimum wage worker to deal with.

They are going to have to take time to clean up all that glitter or they’ll get written up for keeping a sloppy workspace. But because it’s glitter and got everywhere, it’s gonna take a long time and they are going to miss their performance metrics. That’s a writeup.

Now they are on the chopping block and their kid is starving and wearing rags to school because you thought it’d send a message to mail them glitter, and literally nobody higher than the mailroom boss even knows that it happened. Good work.

Sigh…

git revert HEAD
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“the future”.

I had to check. Good news is it’s still the future. Bad news is it’s only 8 years away.

Playstation 1 boot up sequence plays in background

Drawing realistic hands is incredibly difficult for most artists. This is a big part of the reason cartoon characters have gloved and/or non-human hands.

Even modern AI is all thumbs.

But this dude is fucking carving them with chainsaws.

I used to work in tech support for a pharmacy chain.

One day I ask the pharmacist to unplug for 10 seconds. He tells me he doesn’t know how to count to 10, just 30. Sometimes he has to count to 60, or 90, or even 180…but he doesn’t. He just counts to 30 until it looks good.

I’m the last stop for my help desk and I legit feel like Dr House some days.

Yeah. Users lie. They also misremember or straight up don’t notice.

To be fair tho, some of L1 can’t write for shit, and some of L1 likes going well beyond the scope of the KB and breaks more stuff in the process. Those guys usually make good L2 since they are proactive and accept feedback, they just lack discretion.

Probably because a lot, if not the majority of LGBT couples are DINKs. Makes it a lot easier to focus on career/education when kids aren’t around.

Multiple wives might get you greater revenue but they have higher expenses.

Men, if you want more net savings, don’t get multiple wives. Just get one husband. Problem solved. The gays figured out how to game the wage gap long ago. Lesbians still have trouble though.

Depending on the game…maybe everybody is playing on a tv/monitor in front of them and the cinema display is for spectators.

Supposedly rather cheap (like in the $200-300 range), at least for off-peak/matinee. Depends on the theater tho.

You can rent them for events or private parties/showings, you know.