• wake up at 5:30am

Fuck right off.

There’s nothing toxic about making a joke at your own expense.

Lemmites genuinely cannot comprehend satire, can they?

It’s worse than Reddit.

Jesus christ, the people on this platform…

Do you really think they’re keeping the fact they’ve been to prison on the down low? It’s a joke at their own expense.

Actually kinda brilliant the level of self awareness here.

Do you really need to ask?

I think this is one situation where I’d be genuinely speechless.

That buzzing sound is terrifying, by the way, if you’re close enough to a very high voltage.

Trains are quite good at carrying weight though, why do you think so much bulk material goes by rail?

This “I’m smarterer than everyone” sarcasm is easy to say, but have you done a cost comparison between this and electrifying the line?

I don’t think you realise how expensive electrifying a line can be, it can be as expensive as building it in the first place. Whereas this technology can be used without modifying the track at all.

If the line only runs a few times a day, it’s an obvious choice.

Thanks for sharing that.

I don’t think they’re going home any time soon either. Great to see.

Imagine if they headed East, flanked the front lines, and actually took Belgorod. Then used it as a bargaining chip to get their own land back.

Hooly balls would that be hilarious.

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

It’s a joke.

CrowdStrike is dangerous in that they have root access to every device(i.e. endpoint) across thousands of firms.

Well, he was right about that being a problem.

You’re not wrong, but it’s still quite tedious.

To be fair, the constant seething hatred this platform has for Musk does get pretty old fast, although this was a solid dig.

Taxes typically go to the country you pay the taxes in though, and the poor in America, for example, are probably in a far better position than, say, sub Saharan Africa.