Shia Labouf

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

About once a year, we get a Netflix subscription for about two months. Catch up on everything we want to watch, then cancel it.

After 6 months, Netflix forgets about you. Does that mean we count as a new subscriber every year? How many people like us are inflating their new subscriber number?

I knew someone at university with a twin sibling. One was afab and the other was amab. Both came out as trans. We used to joke that instead of getting top / bottom surgery, they should just get head transplants :-)

Furrier transfemation

How long do I need to ponder the orb until I develop this kind of power?

I tried, but it didn’t go well for either of us.

Royal hockey Canadian police

That’s a cop. I’m assuming there are some black people nearby, hence the gun.

Hey, I don’t want to go over the data cap on my “unlimited” internet

Pun always intended

Make sure to get the eyebrows too, they can barely see right now!

Also a good way to start an essay

Yes, we all know it’s the birds that do that.

That’s the fertilizer

You probably agreed to binding arbitration, so you could file a case with an arbiter.

Dudes and dudes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYXmjfQY4U

Now they need to get The Netherlands or some other N country to join.

CANUUKS

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You take it over there

Most big cities have dedicated places for finding a partner. For butch lesbians, it’s Home Depot. For everyone else, try a bar maybe?