I don’t remember the word “happy” being relevant when I was teen - late 80s to early 90s - or expecting that hormone driven period to even be that interesting. I understand that my generation had more opportunities to “prosper” but I had to leave my house at 18 yo no question so I also had no choice but to get to it.

It’s a digital douche. Flushes out the 0 and 1’s.

Finally got it and between us, the only thing I did was to download the fucking Invite app. On this journey, I noticed that the music app and movie app were also off even though the I cloud shit was ok.

It’s not the destination bruh, like it’s the journey.

A train handy is an underrated pleasure. Those occasional sways on the turns and random shakes and shimmies are to die for.

So what you’re saying is that you can’t murder your friends so stop being friends? I like what you did there.

In the woods?

Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?

Oh no it doesn’t

That’ll straight shrivel up a Johnson so bad it’ll leave the nuts behind.

What’s that all a boot?

With MD 20/20 you either have shitty memories or none at all

and a swig of Maddog 20/20 was also in order. Or some Night Train Express if one of your buds was already in their 30s.

Gonna have to ask my great aunty to pass on a query for me.

I’m with you. Just say that you have a thing in the French Riviera or some shit and won’t be back in time. Here’s a $35 Walmart gift card.

Shit I quite like Teams which I of course have no choice but to use every at work. I’m aware some folk don’t like it, through these memes and their various variants, but what are the main gripes?

It’s brilliant how that body works.

Real question: any issues standing up and keeping your balance?

But all of these things are now the greatest ever because Trump is president. We’re actually lucky they’re not more expensive/s

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.