ooo, great list. Thanks.

seriously. I just decided to rewatch TNG again. I might change and go chronologically in universe for funsies.

oh we are having some mild issues with the new transporter

They left Tumblr?

we had memes in the 90s? I thought we were just fucking around with emoticons back then.

I just wish I didn’t get that nice little intrusive thought telling me to look down the barrel every time I go to the range. Nah, I’ll let my friends own.

I’m just trying to figure out how my blues trio fits in because we all sang, played bass, drums, and at least one other instrument. I’m not sure who counted as what I’m that group.

As a bass player (happily spoken for, but solidarity with the homies) I wholeheartedly support this message

Okay I’m sorry for stabbing you with my dress battleth

i dunno the homer has a separate bubble for the kids. that ranks the homer higher to me.

strate-gazing? what the hell is that

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn’t do. / She looked at me, said sister / that’s what I’ve been calling you

I am a very lucky person, and she is. It’s kind of like when you have a conversation with your meowbox of an orange tabby.

I dunno. We (both my wife and I) can and have had long conversations with my gut (when there’s a rumbly in my tumbly you can hear it across a crowded room) and my gut seems to remember shit. It also has a strange fascination with cheese.

Live bees here

Bdsm under a Hawaiian shirt

Ensign Smith:

Yeah but we need more submarine movies. If I have to pretend, I’ll pretend.

I’m shy. I’d probably just give him a thumbs up or finger guns or something.

just watched the first holodeck episode on TNG and the big problem was that they couldn’t get the arch to appear.

also this is worth saying