I’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube

Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

As a former line cook who got married during his elf prince years, I have now gained enough flab to be moved to the depressed middle age father circle.

Explains a lot about my dating life tho

just pop on by and have a bowl. it’ll be fun

I’ve got that and a whirly pop. The whirly pop does better popcorn, but all I have to do to clean the air popper is shake it upside down. So we run about a cup of kernels through the air popper every night.

There’s also this in there somewhere don’t forget

I mean, yes to all three. Y’all and your 20th century morals.

6.5 is a weird cusp to get wedged in

Minnesota wasn’t Minnesota in 1776 to my knowledge, but I don’t know much about Minnesota. I should visit.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

Wait is that an option? Gam Gam had a shop in Leicester before she moved to Minnesota.

I can feel the bones in my feet when I look at this picture.

what if the skeleton has a banana?

DON’T FORGET THIS BROTHER AROOOOO

not nothing, but they make my towels worse

do you wipe with gloves on?

I bet they’ve upgraded so instead of ostomies they have cybernetic poop compactors that shoot out little compressed bricks, easy for use in imperial construction.

that’s espn, dude.