md5 for example is already vulnerable. People have figured out how to manipulate data into having a pre-specified hash. Meaning someone could engineer deliberate hash collisions and serve you any file they like.

SHA-256 doesn’t (i think) have this issue, so far hah.

you have to fucking hope no one figures out how to backwards engineer the hashing algorithm you choose

If the adversary has physical access you are generally pwned either way

I mean, junk food diets tend to be more calorie dense

A guess/suggestion:

You have an app with a private key. The qr code contains data encrypted with the corresponding public key. Your app decrypts the data and transmits it to googles servers, proving you are in possession of the secret key.

you have at your disposal all the tools you need to learn the answer to that question within a minute

Like any one at random? haha

deflation wont make the 20 dollar bill any larger or heavier either. Imagine the kind of wallets we’d need!

Americans have experienced more freedom than those who came before.

[citation needed]

Two rings to rule them all!

Fun fact, unlike the rest of the EU, sweden does wash almost all its eggs. Unlike the United States, Sweden has very strict rules regarding how that wash is done though, and the eggs does 't loose their membrane.

In the EU washed eggs are generally illegal to sell outside of the country of origin, Sweden is granted an exemption from that rule due the gentle nature of the wash.

its actually pronounced almost identically

well, losing tens of millions of hens to bird flu is bound to make a dent in the supply side of the supply/demand balance.

that was uncalled for!

That would be great, but AI detection doesn’t work reliably at all.

Here’s a study https://edintegrity.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1007/s40979-023-00146-z#Sec19

I need to cut down on my internet consumption.

what is this newfangled sorcery

obvious troll is obvious

it wouldn’t be much of a joke if we didn’t pretend to take it seriously no?