DoctorButts

Oppai Succubus Academy exists. So where the fuck are all of my Oppai Succubus Academy clones?

I named all of the worms on my team Shake and Bake, Bake and Shake, etc.

At one point in time, I downloaded a ton of Austin Powers sound bites and used them for all the voice lines

Me and my friend had a handshake agreement to only use the grappling hook once instead of zipping around the entire map with it since we were both too good with it. Actually I am amazed that our friendship survived this game given we were both way too intense

I wish the Holy Hand Grenade would show up in more video games, regardless of whether or not it would even make sense for it to be there

S-cup boobies, yeah

Thanks for letting us know it was the writer, nobody would’ve known who that guy was if you hadn’t said.

When you could walk up to the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D and they would flash their titties at you.

Yeah man. Just rub sugar water all over your scalp.

In 4chan’s own words: fake and gay

On a scale of Skyrim to Starfield, what’s the expectation for this title?

edit: durr hurr hurr pedantic joke lol, no but seriously, how good do we expect Fallout London to be?

I didn’t even know this sale was happening, but it coincides perfectly with me playing Dyson Sphere Program for the first time.

As a 2000 hour Factorio player, I gotta say it feels like I am playing nearly the same exact game but in 3D.

There are some better aspects: DSP’s belt placement is far easier on my wrists, liquids are transported on belts so you don’t have to worry about the black magic that is fluid dynamics in pipes, vertical building possibilities (literally) add a new dimension to your blueprint designs.

And some worse aspects: no logistics circuit system which means your amount of fine control and ability to create complex systems is pretty much non-existent, NO FRICKIN LAMPS? SHIT GETS DARK HELLOOOOOO?, and fewer mods.

They are both bad for different reasons.

Kbin has uncontrolled spam because the administrator, Ernest, likes to go AWOL for months on end and wants to do everything completely by himself. Currently, Kbin.social has been unreachable for 4-5 days - whether that’s because something legitimately broke or Ernest pulled the plug on things we don’t know because he actually hates communicating with people. He could gain so much more goodwill from the community if he just left a one sentence post saying “I am still alive, I am still updating things, be patient.”

Lemmy World sucks because the admins suck, the moderators suck, and the majority of the userbase don’t seem to be interested in creating quality content. Most of the people there are only there because their Reddit app doesn’t work anymore.

I was just making a joke. I actually wrote this comment before I read your other comment lol.

People downvoting your comment are the kids back in middle school who reminded the teacher about the homework

This is the kind of self promotion that Reddit once thrived upon and which made it an interesting place to find user made content. It’s fine.

All of those “no self promotion” rules seemed like they came into existence to combat spammers… but really in the end, it just turned into a way to clear the subreddits and make advertising space for big brands instead of the little guys.

This guy subscribed to the life philosophy of “If I go home with somebody and they don’t have books, I won’t fuck them.”

I agree, it’s not very good.

Instigator penalties aren’t given out every time people fight, they are only given in cases where one dude goes waaaaaaaay out his way to start a fight. The rest of the time the fighting penalties are even which doesn’t result in a power play for either team.

Damn dude, tell us all you know nothing about hockey without telling us you know nothing about hockey.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying it’s not a worthwhile risk when both hockey players have full gear vs. a ref with minimal gear.

This sounds reasonable, but no. Fights are successfully broken up all the time by the officials. It has gotten really irritating in the last 10 years how quickly they will jump in and separate players. Sometimes they will even jump in too soon, which results in a guy being held by an official but still getting punched by his opponent.

If you are confused by one of my other comments where I say “referees will never break up fights” it’s because the refs don’t break up fights, but the linesmen do. Refs: guys in striped shirts with an orange armband, linesmen: guys in striped shirts without.

Also everyone saying that the league wants more fighting clearly doesn’t follow the NHL. The NHL has been steadily introducing rules over the last decade specifically to decrease the amount of fighting because they are wary of a similar CTE (chronic traumatic encephaly, aka brain damage) controversy that has taken root in the NFL and the WWE and they are afraid of getting their asses sued into the ground.

One team ends up a player (or two) down, and that’s when a lot fo the scoring happens. Ergo, you fight and you are more likely to lose.

FWIW, this is also why I’m not a hockey fan…

I think you have a misconception about the rules. Hopefully if I clear this up, you may give hockey another shot.

One team ends up a player (or two) down, and that’s when a lot fo the scoring happens

True. In hockey this is called a power play. It’s a well known fact about hockey that most of the scoring in a game happens during the power play. Power plays are a common occurrence in every game as a result of standard penalties (ie not fighting) such as high sticking (hitting a player above the shoulders with your stick), hooking (using your stick to ‘hook’ a player to try and slow them down), slashing (using your stick to whack someone, usually across the hands), etc.

Ergo, you fight and you are more likely to lose.

False. When players fight, they are given equal concurrent penalties. Both of their teams remain at even strength and there is no power play.

Well, you said it yourself, the NHL is not the NBA lol.

Context for why they fought in this game:

The red white and blue team is the New York Rangers. The red white and black team is the New Jersey Devils. They are indeed long time divisional rivals. The hatred is real. Also for context, the last time these two teams played, a Rangers player injured a Devils player with a nasty hit; he was challenged to a fight then but refused. So the tension had already built up.

Context for why they were allowed to fight:

Fighting has always been allowed in hockey. Big line brawls like this used to be more common even into the 2000s. They have become rare starting in the 2010s when the NHL meta shifted from “have dedicated face punchers fill out the bottom of the roster because they are scary to play against” to the new meta of “have skilled players even at the bottom of the roster because winning games is more important.”

If you’re wondering why the officials don’t break them up immediately, it’s a matter of practicality. There are only 4 on ice officials and there 10 angry dudes punching each other. Best to let them tire themselves out before intervening. Usually they will reach a point where they stop on their own. Also, the referees never break up scrums or fights even if there are only 2-3 guys fighting - this is so they can accurately pay attention to all of the infractions and make the proper penalty calls after it is all settled.