Didn’t super Mario rpg get a remake this year already?

Bug fixes don’t bring in new whales with investment money, new silly features does.

The point ceased to be about making the game years ago and became about attracting new money because that’s easy and making good games is hard.

Octopus isn’t a Latin derived word but Greek. You can’t apply Latin grammar to Greek words.

There is no absolutely correct plural for octopus and in any respect, no grammatical rules should be prescriptivist (you must do this) but prescriptivist (people tend to do this)

Where is the Popular ZA/UM these days Reg?

He’s over there

Excuse me seriously please and thank you?

Oh this will be the perfect outfit for Sheridan at the University Halloween ball with the other Applied Needlework students. Get this will you Richard, I must go to the heberdashers for some new napkins for my next candlelight supper.

I always create a horde of lance wielding heavy knights and just plow through everything. Even better if you equip all your companions with jousting lances and take mass prisoners.

Lonesome Road is such a great, atmospheric journey. My only problem with it is Ulysses never stops talking!

Ooh I’d give that fair maiden a good dance sequence.

You say that as if the people being fed these lies even give a shit about whether they’re lies or the truth.

The other one has an onlyfans and used it to generate subscriptions. I imagine the thinking is somewhat similar.

A niche reference to be sure, but a welcome one.

Again! Again!

Try looking here

That’s the answer, no one ever specified what the actual question was.

No

Give me more soldiers noble leader!

They have options to switch to a more “traditional” control scheme.

Goldeneye scheme was forward and back on the joystick moved forward and back but left and right on the stick turned the camera in that direction. The opposite movements were on the c buttons (strafe left and right and look up and down).

It was incredibly disorientating going from that to Turok which used the strafe on the c buttons and looking on the stick. It’s the same feeling I now get when I try to go back to Goldeneye now that the other orientation has been made universal.

On a side note, the goldeneye controls allowed for a unique way of moving around the map with circle strafing that you can’t really replicate in other games.