Its a case by case basis. Local news is probably a “yeah ok” or a niche hobby website that isnt an AI generated thinly veiled excuse for amazon affiliate links.

National organisation that still puts most of their shit behind a paywall and bombards me with bullshit. LOL, fuck off.

I dont mind the subscription for the retro catalogue, but expand the fucking catalogue already. It shouldnt be as limited as it is.

Hey man, lots of people were white back then.

Good breakdown.

Ive explained it to people as "On the grand scheme of entertainment, its insane and not very good. On the scale of “indie films made on a $0 budget” its better than it has any right to be and for what it is, which is an animated science fiction war movie with no dialogue made in an ex soviet country on a pc by one guy its a fucking masterpiece. "

You’re right. Everythings fucked, why try at all lets just roll over and take it.

Yeah, Ill just tell the whole suburb that they dont get any services from the city anymore. Not a problem champ.

Theres a newish neighbourhood near me with a high percentage of reasonably cashed up retired people… nice houses with 2 car garages on small blocks. Every other house has a caravan or a boat and they almost all park them on the street.

Some of the streets have been effectively reduced to one lane in both directions, sure its legal but its a giant pain in the balls to get around.

“No, you cant take your time!”

So people cant access “unrated” 18+ content they found on Google and then have people get mad that the content was NSFW or restricted.

Its essentially a “We dont know what your going to find here and dont want lawsuits” protection.

You search post histories to comment on stories from 15 years ago because someone doesnt agree with you? Fuck you are pathetic.

The Horny algorithm kicks in hard and fast.

If I want porn I watch porn, I dont give myself softcore blueballs. But sometimes when I’m dumbscrolling I’ll click on one and YT thinks I submitted a bulk order.

Oh is this the new “Gaslighting”?

We figured 120 was “just too much enough” also 600 sounded like a nice big number, nobody actually thought they would get through them but we wanted to be sure you had to quit instead of running out.

In the end we went to McDonalds and did large McChicken meals instead. I finished 4.

5 big lads competing who could eat the most.

KFC had a promotion 20 nuggets for $10 (with the local conversion it was a good price) so my friends and I went into the local one, spoke to the manager and said “We’re going to order 600 nuggets on saturday night at 6pm, is that ok?” and the manager said it was. We called the store at like 3pm and reminded them and made sure it was still ok. It was. We placed the order online at 6pm exactly, waited half an hour and went to get them. We turned up and the shift runner said "Oh, we assumed that order was a prank so we didnt make it. We asked them to make it and she said “Its the middle of the dinner rush, Im not making you 600 nuggets.”

Fucking cunts.

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you’re on “the list” at matters to some people.

Underarmor and New Balance. Fite me.

I just love the idea of dudebros being like

“DUDE! I found this awesome bar, drinks are well priced and chicken wings are off the hook. Wanna go?”

“Sure whats it called?”

“…its not important, Ill pick you up on the way.”

“I’ll have to come straight from work, whats it called?”

“…Its on the corner of Green and Smith st, big green sign, orange door.”

“Whats it cal…”

“Nevermind I’ll call Jeff.”

On my lotto list is to open an absolutely badass sports bar and chicken wing restaraunt called “Cocksmokers”

We have an Excel expert, its in no way his job but god damn that man is helpful. He is also a combative asshole when he is in a mood.

People are like “How do you put up with him” and I dont tell them “Because he found ways to make 2 hours of administrative work take 30 minutes.”