Child, this thread is literally four months old. Get a life.

Nah, I choose violence. This concussed me and beat my skull in until the IQ candy popped out like my head was a piñata.

l feeI Iike l just Iost about 10 lQ points, reading that.

When you actually win an argument on the internet.

They got their priorities right. Can’t help a friend/SO in need if you’re hangry and weak from lack of food.

What was the saying? Don’t assume malice when it could be incompetence? Especially when malice requires a John Wick level of shadow organisation?

-_-

The red circle there, as if it was even possible to not see the hippo.

DEES NUTZ!

Ha! Goteem!

I guarantee you that’s where Turnip’s team got the slogan. Some unpaid internet played the game and mentioned it as Orange was walking by.

You know… I think naming a spaceship (or any ship, really) after a man who took twenty years to return from his voyage might not be the best idea to avoid jinxing it.

This is what happens when you traumatise your potential law enforcement to make them a gang rather than training them to be police officers. Great job, Uncle Sam!

MFers be like “I’m an alpha male,”

Okay bro, tell me more about how you’re a glitchy, unenjoyable mess with no content nor character.

Okay, I have never even played Yakuza, and only really watched one video of one of the games, and I immediately got the same feeling. It’s uncanny.

Brain in a jar, controlling a robot body. Oh, hell yeah!

“What are those things coming out of her nose?”

“Spaceballs!”

“Oh, shit. There goes the planet,”

Just looked it up. Everything I know is a lie. Thank you, kind stranger on the internet. I’m going to go have an existential crisis, now.

Actively wrong.

PE(MD)(AS).

Parenthesis comes first, do everything in each of them as though they were a whole equation to themselves.

8/2(2+2) = 8/2(4)

Then you do your exponents. The equation doesn’t have any, so we can go ahead and skip those.

Multiplication and division are the same operation, just flipped around, so you go left to right and do those as you come across them. A number next to a parenthesis means multiplication, so to simplify:

8/2(4) = 8/2x4

8/2x4 = 4x4

4x4 = 16

Addition and subtraction don’t have any weird effects on the outcomes of each other, so you go left to right and do them as they come up. This equation has no more addition or subtraction to do, so we can consider what we have left our answer.

Therefore: 8/2(2+2)=16

This is straight from the textbook. You are wrong, and so are your purpose-built calculators.

EDIT: Replaced * with x to avoid italicising.

So, the person who designed that absolutely did it on purpose, right? Because if not, that is the funniest coincidence I’ve seen in a long while.