Wow. You’d think “natural” would be more heavily regulated since a lot of people consider it to be a synonym for “harmless” (I am not one of them)

Like when people used to spell it “psych” instead of “sike”

Everybody buy No Name orange juice and maybe we can bankrupt them. Unless I’m reading it wrong.

Sh-sh-claw!

Aren’t reusable straws difficult to sanitize? I’ve always wondered

Cut from whole cloth

I was playing dressup when I was a kid. I had stiletto heels on and was dancing, kicking my legs all around. Kicked myself right in the cooter.