I shouldn’t upvote this but I did anyway.
I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.
I shouldn’t upvote this but I did anyway.
This is me, keeping this thread rated PG.
Or it could have been the unceasing demand of enthralled adoring fans.
Who the fuck downvoted this? The doctor is second in sex appeal only to my own.
“And in his business expense reports, as prescribed by law, was the leasing of and proper payments for intellectual property and patent leasing, which went through the proper banks of Murkwood and other financial centers, unfortunately leaving 0 taxable income.”
But Lord Sauron has been 100 percent transparent, you can trust him.
Lord Sauron is appealing “This shortsighted decision from a corrupt partisan commission” and announces a countersuit alleging theft and demanding return of certain items of his personal property that were taken from his office under the new business anti espionage laws.
These include apparently a shirt of mail and some unnamed pieces of jewelry.
Lets do it. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Smecs on the Pecs
Briskets on the Biscuits
Crumbs on the Bum
Lumps on the Grump
Pumps on the wump
Humps on the Bump
“Yer Mom was a ________”
This is the type of content we need to build a better world.
This is proof that trees are car-nivorous.
+1 for content/username consistency
This is the content we need to build a better world.
Well, ok then.