So you’re saying there’s a chance…

Well now. What the fuck. South Park parodied this song? Lol. I had no idea.

Ah yes, the Lemmy version of The Aristocrats.

Damn that looks like western Oregon.

Thank God. All I do all day is leer and veer all day wondereling whether my dog could run Doom. Or my tree… or my grass. Duck you grass. No. I’m not gonna water you. You can’t run Doom.

Shut up Donny.

They did Celeborn so dirty in the movies.

Hey Mom, gimme some of that good shit.

I would say yes to the Raktajino but I don’t think Klingons like tequila.

Screw that, Boston’s where it’s at.

Salsa?

To screw or not to screw.

When theoden and aragorn drew swords together

Nope. These eyes.

There were two big reasons I was obsessed with Voyager…

I am one of the lucky 10 000.

I always played podracer on my HOTAS like a pleb.

I’ve got the quarters if you’ve got the time to get your ass beat.

Horny MILFs would like to know your location.

That’s because Stargate made references to Farscape, not the other way around.

Keep going. I’m not done having adventures.