Listen, if you believe that, then you also know that you just have to tell your local representative of Jesus that you did a bad and are really sorry and you’re back in the heaven club.

Or, you realize that the whole concept is nonsense and there is no heaven and no hell.

Either way, fucking is great and you should do it premaritally to the max extent. Just remember to use protection, kids!

Agreed. I narrowed it down to a small species of ocean fish that was featured in Finding Nemo, but couldn’t figure out how to pin down a specific species.