“But I never thought they’d eat MY face”

Most men that age went to war

Not from a star wars crossover unfortunately. This is absolute Batman, a Bruce Wayne who is just a city engineer not a billionaire so he makes all his gear from what he can find

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/3/33/Batman_and_Alfred_Pennyworth_(Absolute_Universe)_02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20241011171744&path-prefix=protagonist

This was always the case, just stated explicitly now

Not me planning a watch party where I cook and bake themed foods all day because I can quote these movies in my sleep

Christmas lights they accidentally wrapped backwards with the male end of the string all the way at the top of the tree

Roger roger

Sorry for the poo tube link but I think you mean this one?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGn8Ja4-RA&pp=ygUPaW5zaWRlciBiaXJ0YW5p

The Thrawn book trilogies are probably the closest I’ve found to Star Wars being sci fi. There is a specific focus on real world physics in a way that is very absent from everything else Star Wars especially when they write about space battles. Only things that stay firmly fantasy and require that suspension of disbelief are, of course, the Force and Thrawns preternatural ability to read an enemy’s battle tactics from their species artwork

I’m with you on some Sith definitely going HAM and leaving just pieces but I don’t think Maul himself would he’s more of an assassin

Rime rafraid I rant roo rat Raggy…

And would be changing shape and texture as it did so, you’d have to be trying to swallow it

Y’all I get that the news has to get paid for somehow but all the scummy shit they do to be able to make ends meet makes me not want to give them any money ever

Unless you can swallow an extremely dry puck the size of your palm in one bite I think you’d have trouble doing that in the first place

The criticism is that in creating the midichlorians the force became less metaphorical and more literal. Before TPM the reason the Emperor lost wasn’t because he had fewer “force points” than Luke or Vader it was because of a grander poetic narrative that some felt was cheapened by having the bigger number go brrrr

Same thing happened to Blockbuster, the giants never think their day will come

See now if he went and tried to talked to her and she turned him down that would be a swing and Amish?

That’s what I was thinking, like my sleep is shit but I know it’s my fault because I hop into bed and proceed to cycle between youtube shorts, Lemmy and d&d sourcebooks on my bright-ass phone for hours. Bonus points for a blue light filter cranked all the way up so I feel better about giving my future self dementia due to sleep deprevation

It’s Greek for, “come and take them”, it’s American for, “I’m insecure about the size of my penis and need to make it everyone else’s problem using a deadly weapon to subsidize my shitty personality”

Protest is never peaceful, if it is you’re doing it wrong. It should be non-violent and as respectful as possible but it needs to be disruptive and you can’t be peacefully disruptive