CLARKSOOOON!!!

Dark souls boss looking ass, haha

acquired assimilated

Probably going there today or tomorrow, I’ll grab you a Tenga

And it’s free!

Yup, hector barbossa. Villain from the first movie I believe

Probably because people are bad at parking and it’s easy to pull forward till you feel your tires bump against the curb. Only problem is that with increasing safety standards usually resulting in longer hoods and bigger engine compartments for crumple zones, you get this.

Like three

Not seeing the chart for alcoholic drinks to body weight to insure minimum level of intoxication for truck operation.

As someone who mostly had dogs growing up but now have two cats, I can support that. Haha

That’s a really good point, and most of the dog posts I’ve seen have been in “aww” while cats have “cat” that seems to at times dominate the top posts even while not logged in