False.

I mean… It would be true if there were no derivatives. When you start betting money on whether the line goes up or down, the stock price cases being reflective of the stock’s value.

My friends will mock me for that shit. Is rather fit in.

Drink verification can

More like someone giving you a lecture about where every ingredient came from, who gathered it and how it found its way into the dish before letting you eat. Just give me the fucking food I don’t have time for this nonsense.

The continent itself has a cape.

I genuinely refuse to believe that it is more profitable for them to pay for AC, water and electricity that RTO would require. There has to be something else I am missing. Is it all just managers justifying their stupid decisions to other managers?

My city of 3000 people certainly appreciates us buying locally. Some other city that’s 100x the size? They’re gonna be fine. Is the real estate price really so important business would rather make us buy goods from nearby places?

… They suck at everything?

Wait, there are people who don’t have constant music in their ears?

How is it bad if everything else is much worse? That’s like saying using planes is dangerous for traveling.

In a lot of cases the sky isn’t blue.

Another fun fact: if you ask people to pick 2/3rds of a number everyone else picks when asked the same question, the correct number is drumroll 24.

That’s a naughty number and we don’t allow those.

Much like the IRA attempting to kill Thatcher, we can fail to achieve unclear fusion as many times as we want, but we only need to succeed once.

Nah. Not that hot. Now 100 million kelvin, THAT is hot!

next time

Woah, calm down buddy. No reason why there should be a next time. Republicans are already creating projects as if there isn’t.

Bro. This shit drives me up the wall. Everyone harps about how you just need to go to sleep earlier and it will fix the schedule.

So I suffer a few nights where I’m waiting several hours to fall asleep, acquire a night’s worth of sleep debt, and THEN my body is so sleep deprived it can finally fall asleep earlier.

Of course they don’t give a fuck about me being perpetually tired, unfocused and a danger to everyone on the road. They’re just happy to see me finally sleeping “properly”. Idiots.

I think I’ll just sit.

Wait, you’re not supposed to put your feet on the chair?