That’s all just snoke and mirrors.

Edit: I’m leaving that typo because it’s funny, and would make for a great Star Wars character name, like Greedo.

Saving this to annoy my children.

No, I think it’s because they want to hug the mountain, to envelop…that mountain.

https://youtu.be/QNoQ8emo8Tg?si=HCSoM7Smf5NtBoSm

She’s 14, you weirdos.

Can it also mean we are safe from memes about it?

I think that’s just because most people are right-handed, so they hold the baby with their left to free up their good hand.

Calvi and Hobbolas.

The people who actually make these games have said that the timeline in Hyrule Historia is little no more than elevated fanfiction, because they don’t follow it when making their games. It’s all retcon and forced connections.

People who want them to have some shared continuity as if they’re a real history might as well make a timeline for Mario too. It’s silly, and misses the point

Headline is misleading. There is no canon timeline and never has been, regardless of what officially-licensed book it was published in.

The game designers have said many times that they don’t take any sort of timeline into account when designing a new Zelda game. They nail down the mechanics, and the story comes next, and if it happens to match up thematically in relation to another game, that’s just a bonus.

Nah, he’s using a 24th Century knife with SawStop built in. If it touches skin it automatically stops cutting.

I look forward to seeing the directors Vania Heymann and Gal Muggia at the Oscars in ten years or so. Serious Michel Gondry and Daniels vibes from this one.

You grab what you think you’ll need before you sit down.

The Enterprise crew is climbiing the Black Mountain, why are they climbing the Black Mountain?

Honestly that makes these funnier to me. This is like a milktoast parallel universe version of him, like that time Q shows Picard what his life would be like if he never got stabbed.

A better analogy might be shutting off their water because they were using it to make naughty ice sculptures, which are forbidden by the HOA.

There’s a version of “Far Beyond the Stars” where it’s this instead of a 1950s publishing office.

It’s more like “Pippin accidentally nukes Rivendell.”

“Stupid sexy planters” was right there!

If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”