How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.

Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…

Black Hole Sun! Just as predicted by the prophet Soundgarden.

The authors wrote: “Although the specific mechanism of erectile dysfunction caused by computer use has not been clarified in the present study, the damage of sedentary behaviour to erectile function appears to be clear, which needs to attract public attention.

The study also says that for every 1.2 hours spent using the computer the chances of experiencing ED increase by 3.57. I’m starting to formulate a theory as to the mechanism of ED caused by computer use. Stick with me here. The longer men sit in front of a computer the greater the chances they view porn and “bust a nut” (I believe that’s the technical term) thus increasing the perception that they are suffering from ED because as we all know, when you ask someone if they watch porn on their computer the answer is almost always “no”.

I am not a scientist or formally educated and suffer from lower levels of follicle-stimulating hormones. The edits were to fix spelling errors. Probably some still lingering around.

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

Was “dick” not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know…or DID they know and really leaned into it?

Hey, those kids gotta get to school.

She’s still trying to figure out what he means when he says, “Just the tip.”

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What’s it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where’s that receipt?

I drive 3 hours each Sunday and wondered how I’d feel if the McDonald’s along the route was closed. Wife and I would actually more likely eat something from the rest stop food choices. As an aside, anyone know how to link the article to the title?

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

Reminds me of this from the BBC.

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

Plenty of people have pet pigs and dogs.

@Gormadt Wow - what a great description!

@mossy_capivara

I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

Vanilla à la toad.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.