Do people hoard food? I suppose preppers, but they aren’t likely to want any kind of method to decide what to get rid of. Plus, if you do decide to you can just stop buying food and eat your hoard.

Your model is lacking in one area - poopy() has an inverse poopwash() where for some set of poopy objects Y, poopwash maps Y to a subset of the set of real world objects, but there exists a set of poopy objects Z for which poopwash maps Z to a subset of poopy objects.

My initial instinct was to suggest that for all z in Z, keep(z) = false, however I believe your million dollar example runs counter to this. Nonetheless, I suspect there is a useful subset of Z, let’s say S, for which we can say, for all s in S, keep(s) = false.

Name one unattractive dancer. I guarantee no one can do this. They’re all hot. All of them.

Worst kept secrets, aka, clever marketing.

Ebeneezer Goode looks great post transition

One thing to watch out for though, is that if you focus exclusively on mult, eventually the scale tips and chips become more valuable.

You’re always ultimately doing c * m, chips times mult, right? Increasing c by 1 increases your total by…

(c+1)*m - (c*m) = (c + 1 - c) * m = m

And vice versa for increasing m by 1. So, whichever is higher - your total mult or total chips - you should increase the other one. Usually this means increase mult, but building a bit multiplier can quickly make it outpace your chips for some hands.

I’ve read similar ideas about traffic acting like fluid in a pipe. I suppose starlings and those big schools of fish probably have some similarities, too L.

Whoa, whoa, there’s riot science? Man I’ve been taking the wrong courses.

I’m a very cool and serious person, so I hope you understand the gravity of the situation when I say - aw, so cute.

Missed opportunity to call it a “dompiler”

I doubt Lucy is opposed to crossdressing at all. They waiting quite a while to drop the overt bisexuality, I wonder if it was a Steven Universe-like situation.

RDR2 but it’s Oregon trail and the animations are faster and I’m in

Yeah, a modernised, simulationist attempt at the experience of travelling the Oregon trail today… Man, could be great.

I used to have a tons of marbles as a kid! But I’m pretty sure they came from my grandparents. Where do marbles usually come from?? I don’t think I’ve ever seen any in a shop.

El Mex sounds like a cheesy mexican villain

Her arms are actually bunched up in front of her so she can hold a little Xbox controller

My old kindle was a nightmare for this reason. Plus the socket got funky with age on top of that, and eventually there was really like 1 special cable that would work and it always seemed to end up hidden under 50000 things.

Still, that does speak to the battery life of the kindle.

It’s doing exactly enough - the egg isn’t rolling away, from the pigeon’s perspective… Job done. Why judge a pigeon’s nest by the standards of a sparrow?

Personally I think it’s pretty smart to not do more than is necessary.

Couldn’t disagree more. You’d miss out on such bangers as “Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.”

London is full of excellent amazing things but they’re spread out over an absurdly large area so it’s such a pain doing anything. And everyone who lives there is so numb to it! They’ll happily indulge every day in 3-4 hours of public transport as if this is a rational way to live.

I’m very happy that they have a reasonably decent transit system, but fuck me I wanted those 4 hours in my life actually.